okay, so in the next episode, something bad happens to Jane.
WHAT IF MAURA CONFESSED HER LOVE TO JANE AFTER THAT
WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING CLIFFHANGER WOULD THAT BE
“First things first, Maura’s the gayest.”
Oh there’s that tea I’ve been waiting for. Drink it Jane. Drink it Maura. What. Aw Dammit.
Look there’s the tea again! Drink it Maura. What. What are you doing. Don’t spill- dammit.
Omg She’s getting it out of the trash. Who cares about the five second rule right Maura? Drink it. She put it in the bag. Dammit.
DRINK IT. DRINK THE DAMN TEA.
*Maura drinks the tea*
YES OMG FINALLY. WHOOO SOMEONE IS GETTING LAID TONIGHT.
“Because I sleep in the nude.”
If you played with Barbies,
Slip N’ Slide,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
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